This unisex tee carries well on lady parts as well as the dudes, just like the featured Great Hermaphrodite print. Also bears the Chemical Marriage namesake. It has a smoothly printed custom tag inside the collar. The image has a 3D quality that may induce hallucinations. Wearing this will let everyone know you’re a besty with the Mysteries.

True to our philosophy of not over producing, there are only 27 of these shirts, and that’s all there ever will be…